Monday, January 5, 2015

My Big Fat Blogging Fail!

So far this year, I've completely failed as a blogger. Really in the last few months I've totally, face first trip, down the stairs, hands full, books flying, the one day I decided to wear a dress with no spanks underneath, fall full of failure, failed! 

I haven't blogged in forever and I know I have no readers or followers to please so I don't actually feel bad about it, I'm just a little depressed at my lack of inspiration to type. Even now I'm texting this on my Blogger app! {What a handy little bastard!} But where is my motivation here people! Why have I not hit the key board and filled this blue background masterpiece {it's my blog, let me stretch the truth how I want!} with any print recently? 

The truth...I don't care any more! I don't feel like my life is exciting enough and I'm enough of a sell out to think that I have any useful tips or ideas! I don't have a cute child to show the world, I don't cook, I'm not a work outer by any means, I don't craft, I don't actually do anything! Omg I don't actually do anything. {That escalated quickly!} 

My life is boring and I'm not afraid to say it! My life lacks plans and structure and I'm so boring! Go me!!! So I'm sorry if anyone was hoping to get some epic post about my cross country road trips or my gypsy life, but right now, with my small key board and late approaching hour, I'm gonna share this slightly depressing post instead! So if you're out there and you're listening, SEND ME A SIGN! Because I'm pretty sure even my boyfriend has stopped reading. 

But if there is anybody out there and you care at all about me and my inability to write anything worth while, tell me! And maybe I'll start writing some solid material! Maybe I'll even talk New Years resolution goals and how to stick to that sounds awful!

1 comment:

  1. I love reading your blog! I don't have kids, I don't work out much, and I cook sometimes. You have to dig deep and find something your passionate about. We all hit duds where we can't think of anything to write about. I've had my fair share. Don't stress we will still be here. Find your nich and we will be waiting.

    Share about your life on the Ed, the places you visit, something funny that happened. It will
    Come to you!